AUDIENCE: SHIRO

[retellers]

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[retellers]

[ ......... ]

Snake demon...?

[ well. they'll leave that one alone ]

Most of that stuff should be in the kitchen except for the willow tree, but we've got some of those in the forest. So you can at least do that one.

[lionson]

Its a long story.

[The quest for cactus may take multiple weeks.]

So a hangover cure it is! And with how much people ask you to drink, you might be able to use it right away.

[retellers]

I keep telling them I don't drink on the job. [ but they sigh ] Want to head into the forest, then?

[lionson]

Sure, let's go. It sounds like you've got a lot of people who don't listen to you bothering you, though.

[The irony of Shiro saying that when he chooses not to listen sometimes is not lost on him.]

[retellers]

Yeah, and you're one of them.

[ that's fine wolf will be the first to call him out even though they are going ahead with them ]

[lionson]

Guilty as charged!

[At least he doesn't deny it?]

[retellers]

Don't just say "yes" and move on...

[ :T ]

[lionson]

What, are you looking for an apology? Because I only say 'sorry' when I mean it, and I'm not sorry about bothering you so much.

[retellers]

I know. [ tiredly. ] You're not the kind to be sorry about that.

[lionson]

I'm glad you understand me so well~

[He's hoping he never does anything that requires an apology.]

[retellers]

You just seem like the type.

[ it's fine it will most likely be the other way around ]

[lionson]

[JanFranZia plz, don't make the NPCs betray us, I will cry]

Just like you're the type to stand there stoically and act annoyed when you like having the company, yeah?

[retellers]

That's just a long-winded way of calling me a tsundere, isn't it.

[lionson]

...

Would you believe me if I said I actually wasn't trying to call you a tsundere there?

[retellers]

No.

[lionson]

Maybe I should tell you about all the other kinds of 'something-dere' and see if there's one you feel fits you better.

[retellers]

No, absolutely not.

[lionson]

[I'm so sorry Wolf, but he's snickering now.]

It's not bad, I promise!

[retellers]

One dere is bad enough.

[lionson]

But you haven't even heard about the worst ones yet. Like Yandere.

[retellers]

[ there's a hand lifted to their mask ]

Please stop saying words.

[lionson]

[He wants to laugh so badly at that reaction, but he'll keep it in.]

Okay, okay. Since you asked so nicely.

[retellers]

Great. Thanks. Let's move on.

[lionson]

Aye aye, captain~

[But yes, willow trees are easy to find at least. Harvesting some bark is going to be harder though, for one reason:]

You got a knife?

[retellers]

[ they shake their head ]

Can't lend you one, either. But if all you need is a chunk, I can probably rip it off.