retellers | AUDIENCE: LUP

Doesn't change the fact that your fursona is a wolf.

You have to have a favorite food. How else am I going to bribe you if you don't?

Don't like whatever that means.

[ but at that question. they could say that they do not need bribes. instead: ]

Alcohol?

[ dryly. ]

[ PFFT. ]

Right. Whenever I can actually find alcohol. The mini bottle lasted all of five minutes.

Yeah... The idea was to only put stuff that fits inside the bag, but...

[ the pillow cheated. well, wolf will help her out and takes out a bottle of strong alcohol (player's choice) from. seemingly out of nowhere ]

Here. That help?

[ oh my god?? WOLF HAS THE STASH. ]

Oh, this will come in handy. [ she immediately makes grabby hands for it. ] Guess that means my alcohol bribe is kind of useless if you can just summon alcohol from the negaspace.

[ he hands it over and shrugs ]

Probably shouldn't drink too much on the job anyway. You should worry more about having to bribe the others. No matter what happens, I have to answer my team.

[ she hugs it. ]

Any hints on what kind of stuff I should give the others? You seem to know each other a bit better than the rest of us, at least. [ a pause. calculating: ] Is there gonna be reason to bribe the others?

[ because like if she can cheat... ]

Not that well. We've only known each other about a week.

[ and considering how social wolf is. it is not entirely unbelievable they don't know shit about the others ]

Same reason you'd have bribing anybody else. To get information or favors from them. It's not my style.

[ that's fair. ]

Of course I get the NPC that doesn't do favors. [ SIGH. ] Well. You did give me alcohol. I guess I can call that lucky.

I'm going to have to talk to Goose, next. Swan. Whatever.

I meant... bribing people. Doing favors is part of the job.

[ lup, please. but they tilt their head ]

Why Swan?

Why do you think? Use your noggin.

[ there's a pause ]

... We're not supposed to know each other's team members. [ a little tiredly, but: ] Sorry for your brother. Swan's... eager.

[ how did they make that sound like an insult. ]

Technically I didn't tell you anything. [ she says cheerfully. ]

I doubt he'll talk to them. I just have some, uh - some networking to do.

You can't switch teams.

[ ... is that one a joke, or. ]

Oh, shit! Someone's possessive! [ no, ]

I'd trade you all away for a corn chip.

[ ........... well, okay, wolf is now her favorite. she just looks at him, utterly delighted. ]

[ they stare back, expression blank ]

Edited (why am i even trying) 2020-09-29 05:04 (UTC)

[ I'M CRYING your edit please ]

I wasn't planning on switching teams, anyway. You're stuck with me.

[ they incline their head as i pretend i lasted more than two days ]

Good to know. But corn chip offer's still on the table.

I'll keep it in mind! Never know when I'm going to need a good corn chip.

[ u fuckin memelord ] Enjoy the glasses, boo. I'll bring you stew, next time.

You don't... have to.

[ oh no they're awkward again ]

Incredible! That never occurred to me before!

If you have any food allergies now would be the time to tell me.

... I don't.

[ they look like they wish they were allergic to stew so this wasn't happening ]

[ (wolf voice) i'm allergic to gifts ]

Perfectamundo. Hit me up if you have more information though, thug. I'd like to not be here as soon as possible.

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