AUDIENCE: LUP

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[ for the first time in weeks lup is not dying, incredible. wolf stares blankly ]

What am I gonna do with a crab?

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[ she's like, bleeding pretty profusely out of her back but whatever who cares right ]

Train it to rave? Duh? [ this is a serious suggestion. ] Actually, I do have a better gift for you than this, but you can't have your mask on!

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I'm not training a crab to rave. [ also listen EVERYONE is bleeding it's fine. it's fine. but he'll nod and sigh and off they go to the castle im skipping to when they are there ] Do I even want whatever you're about to give me?

[ what if it's more crabs ]

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[ it might be more crabs ]

I think so. [ she is a Little tired after walking but look, this time she's tired of being carried so she won't make him do it. instead, she wanders over to his flower patch. ]

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[ that's fine, he uses that time to take his mask off ] If you take out another crab, I'm kicking you out.

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[ she pulls out a bucket full of crabs

no, she picks a flower, and puts it in her hair. hums, and then turns to walk right up to him, stands up on her tip toes, and kisses him! just once, just briefly, but yeah. ]

A thank you for healing us of deadly poison. [ c: ]

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[ he freezes like a goddamn deer in head lights, eyes wide, and just turns bright red, covering his mouth with his hand after ] What-- [ it's croaked out a little and he clears his throat ] What the hell. [ weakly. ]

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[ she - laughs? she laughs. ]

That is so not what you say when a pretty girl kisses you, Wolf! [ GOD ] What, are we what the helling because we hate it, or because of some other reason?

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[ HE'S DYING, LUP ] Because you kissed me at all? [ OBVIOUSLY ]

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[ okay but she just finds him losing his mind over his really cute so he's screwed either way ]

Well, this one wasn't while I was drunk, so you know I meant it. [ she says, wryly. ]

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[ that makes it worse? horrible. ] Why?

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I don't know, because you're cute? And I like you.

[ she shrugs. ] At least it wasn't a crab!

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Don't just... go kissing people you're not dating. [ HE HAS A HEADACHE ]

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I got permission, you dingus. [ she rolls her eyes. ] I'm not that much of a - whatever!

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I'm not saying you're a... [ he's still so red it's horrible. living is horrible. ] I know you've got that weird "permission to flirt with me" thing on both sides, but don't I get a say in that? [ grump. ]

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[ she tilts her head. ]

You do, for sure. [ that's a little more serious. ] If you don't want me to, just say so. I'm not gonna push where I'm not wanted, especially if you don't like it.

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Then stop messing with me. Sending him to flirt was bad enough. [ a little petulant on his end, because he does not understand why lup insists on flustering him because hes an idiot and she said i like you and he did not get it at all ]

[evocationary]

I - what? I didn't send him to flirt! If he flirted that was entirely because he wanted to. [ she sounds petulant back! ]

And I'm not messing with you! I don't - do that. I like you, dorklord, I'm not trying to play with you.

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[ math lady gif i'm sorry give him a bit ]

[evocationary]

[ cloud you useless twunk

she just... waits, staring at him. ]

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[ no he'd started to go back to normal but he's back to flushing again, looking stiff and unsure ] That's. You're. [ gestures, vaguely. ] Why?

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[ she adjusts her dress a little. ]

Because you're cute, and you're awkward, and you're trying. [ sniff. ] And you've been nice to me, too.

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Pretty sure one of those I've never heard as a good thing. [ a little under his breath. he looks. very unsure. ] ... You're with Blanca. [ HE SOUNDS LIKE A BROKEN RECORD NOW ]

[evocationary]

Well, you're lucky I like awkward.

We're - I guess we're a thing but I'm not against opening the thing?

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[ he's so red. this feels like an out of body experience. ] What. [ he's so stiff and just. rubs the back of his neck a little ] What would that even... [ mean? entail? why is he even asking. this is a lot. ]