Yeah, well, you haven't exactly been doing a great job of hanging out the backline here. [ he sounds amused, though. ] Might not be a tank, but I can take a few hits. Unlike you.
I haven't had the chance to, I'm nerfed. And what, was I supposed to let Chiron get eaten by leopards or Blanca blunder into the mines by himself? I don't think so!
[ huff. ] ... You're right, though, I'm not super great at taking direct hits. I'm taking it easy. But.
I don't think so either. But I've gotten fussy in my old age, so I worry anyway, apparently. [ she reaches her hand out. ] Give me your hands. We're painting your nails.
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Shut up, I have magic powers and I could totally do it. [ until she turns into an elf knife block ]
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[ :/ ]
I don't need protection anyway.
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[ sniff ] You don't need it, but it's never a bad idea to have backup in a fight.
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Yeah. But probably better if my backup doesn't have the tendency to get injured all the time.
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[ huff. ] This is why I stand on the backline.
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I haven't had the chance to, I'm nerfed. And what, was I supposed to let Chiron get eaten by leopards or Blanca blunder into the mines by himself? I don't think so!
[ huff. ] ... You're right, though, I'm not super great at taking direct hits. I'm taking it easy. But.
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Just... keep doing that. I'm not in any danger anyway. Doubt anyone's about to lose their mind and go after me.
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I don't think so either. But I've gotten fussy in my old age, so I worry anyway, apparently. [ she reaches her hand out. ] Give me your hands. We're painting your nails.
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Why are you so obsessed with this?
[ he looks so reluctant but. fine. he'll give her his hand in nail marriage ]
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[ AND SHE PAINTS HIS NAILS. that's the rest of this thread because i'm coming for you for a more recent one ]