AUDIENCE: LUP

[retellers]

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[evocationary]

As far as I know - wait, hold on. If I tell you what team they are does that count towards the rules? Like, do you count in that? I don't want to give you another headache.

[retellers]

It's fine. If they told you, I should know. [ but a bitch does not listen in on all conversations because that's exhausting ]

[evocationary]

Okay. Well - Blanca's one. He's on Fox's team and he can stay up all night on Thursdays.

Emet-Selch's the other. He won't tell me everything he can do, but I know he can change the rules at the very least. And uh, he's on Tiger's team.

I've been trying to tell them the stuff I know if only because - you know, if they have control over the Realm in any way, they should know the big stuff, right?

[retellers]

... Yeah. That's fine. [ wolf sighs, a little ] Not thrilled anyone's able to add onto the rules, to be honest.

[evocationary]

Uh, no! Me either! Especially him! [ she is almost pouting about this. ] I mean, he's - like, supposedly only changing the one rule to facilitate nova collection but he's a sketchy dude and he was responsible for making it so nobody could touch for a week.

[ she's so bitter ]

[retellers]

... Well, that one doesn't sound so bad to me. [ he says, still touching lup. but after that snark, he shakes his head ] ... Be careful around that guy. Sketchy's what he seems like to me, too.

[evocationary]

[ she rolls her eyes because he's literally touching her right now - but she won't make fun of him for it. ]

I will. He seems like exactly the type of melodramatic villain John Hunger is, and I'm not interested. But uh - he did ask me for suggestions for the rule this week and I gave him one, and he used it!

So. I might have some sway on that.

[retellers]

John Hunger. That's... the name of the Hunger? [ she's mentioned that one enough he has overhead it, yes, but not. the. the full name. john? is it truly john? ]

[evocationary]

[ it is in fact john ]

Yep. Well - there -- okay, well, the Hunger is a plane of existence, so it's not really a person, but the spokesperson and dude who ran the damn coalition that turned into the Hunger is named John, for sure.

[retellers]

... Could've at least renamed to something better. [ something about the name john... bothers him ..... ]

[evocationary]

[ wolf your john trauma ]

Sure, sure, the guy took an entire world full of people and made them all give up traditional existence in order to travel around eating whole-ass worlds, but the fact that he's named John is the worst part. I agree.

[retellers]

That's not... [ awkward? he didn't mean? to ? imply??? ]

[evocationary]

[ she sort of snortlaughs. ]

Stop, I'm teasing you. Jesus. It's fine, John's a terrible name. [ she's just going to lean on him again? it's fine. ]

[retellers]

[ he lets her? he has accepted this now. he's still a little tentative when he puts his arm back around her, like he has never done this in his life. because he has not. ] Yeah. [ though. hm. ] Think that's a fair criticism when we don't remember ours? [ what if HE'S john ]

[evocationary]

[ THE HORROR ]

Yes, absolutely. You are so not a John. You're like -- I don't know. Like... Zidane, or something. Storm? No, that's not mercenary enough - Vincent.

[ she seems comfortable enough with him holding her back, though. ]

[retellers]

[ i hate you. ] How did you get from Zidane to Vincent?

[evocationary]

[ wehehe ]

Good question. [ that she won't answer ] I do like Vincent, though. That's a good name.

I think my name has to do with bracelets? I'm, uh. Not sure how, but Alyssa was really insistent. [ this is before that conversation but idc i'm not going to make another request to make that joke ]

[retellers]

I'm not going by Vincent. [ but... he tilts his head ] I don't know about bracelets. It's more... canine? [ oh, honey. you sure tried. ]

[evocationary]

[ squint ]

I really should've just started going around as Wolf, huh. [ he did try and that's what matters ] Steal that title right out from under you.

[retellers]

You've already got my mask. [ dryly. he sure did try. ] Might as well just accept I've been usurped.

[evocationary]

[ she laughs, pushing the mask down over her face again. ]

Might as well! I'll just take your place as leader. Nobody will notice.

[retellers]

I don't know. You talk a lot. [ rude. ]

[evocationary]

At least I don't turn into a big wolf to escape having to talk to people.

[retellers]

You'd turn into one to start a conversation.

[evocationary]

I would!

[ GASP ] Can you turn me into a wolf?