AUDIENCE: LUP

[retellers]

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[retellers]

You won't be. [ this misplaced confidence ... he walks over to join her in front of the flowers ]

[evocationary]

[ she smiles again. ]

What makes you so sure?

[retellers]

I haven't been training you so you couldn't get the drop back on anyone who targets you. [ ... ] And you're too annoying to target anyway. [ so there. ]

[evocationary]

[ HFFFFT she laughs. ]

Aww, that's the nicest thing you've ever said to me! [ ... ] I'll uh. I'll do my best, but no promises, my HP is really low.

Hey, do you have the ability to text the dead too? At least if I die you can still text me. You better, or I'll haunt you.

[retellers]

[ stop he's going to be stubborn about this ] I'm not gonna text you because you're not gonna die. And quit telling people I'm nice.

[evocationary]

I will not. [ she says, primly. ] I will not rest until I ruin your reputation as a tsundere.

I can't believe you're not going to text me, I'm writing this in my burn book.

[retellers]

... Quit calling me that. [ the burn book thing is not even worth mentioning ]

[evocationary]

Say you like me and I will.

[retellers]

You're exhausting. [ she wants it too much he never will now ]

[evocationary]

[ she laughs, making a face at him. ]

You're gonna regret being mean to me when I show up dead on Friday. [ tease, tease ]

[retellers]

At this rate, you'll wind up dead because I'll have strangled you.

[evocationary]

Help, help! I'm being threatened by my own team leader! [ she says dramatically, falling back to lay out on the floor. ]

[retellers]

In this church, no one can hear you scream. [ it's so deadpan as he looks down at her. stop him. ]

[evocationary]

[ dreamwidth why do you just not send me notifs ]

If I didn't know you totally love me, I'd be scared shitless.

[retellers]

[ reaches for his sword with a blank expression ]

[evocationary]

[ she just lays on the floor and grins at him ]

Do it. You won't.

[retellers]

[ he ABSOLUTELY does the asshole move of doing the whole movement to stab the sword in the ground next to her head ] Couldn't even if I wanted to.

[evocationary]

[ okay, well, he gets a flinch out of her at least! she knows he's not going to, but. ]

What, can't kill your own team members? Is that against the rules? Sucks to be you!

[retellers]

[ sometimes a flinch is all he wants? ] Can't harm anyone here outside of self-defense.

[evocationary]

[ wtf rude ]

As in it's a rule and you're following it or you physically can't?

[retellers]

[ rip in icons ] It's a rule and I've already got a permanent headache from other rule breaking. I'm good on consequences.

[evocationary]

[ a frown. ]

Permanent? Is it going to go away eventually when we settle down, or are you being serious?

[retellers]

Stop worrying. [ immediately? ] It'll be gone when things settle down again. So will the glitching.

[evocationary]

[ you're not the boss of her ]

The glitching. Watching a plate fuzz out of existence as I eat off of it is all of the worst parts of being on drugs, and literally none of the fun.

[ huff. ] I'm trying to go easy on sharing things this week. So.

[retellers]

I noticed. [ is that his version of thanks? he crouches and then finally sits down next to her ] It's been calmer. Least on my side of things. [ it really is just his way of saying thanks, wow ]