retellers | AUDIENCE: LUP

Do I get any bonus points for killing you? [ she says, adding salt. ]

Good question. Regardless of what the actual answer is, I'm going to say you get zero points.

Gross. Not worth it, then. Killing an NPC has to be like, at least fifty points, considering they're usually essential.

What, are you looking to lower your alignment meter?

[ ... she looks VERY amused. ]

Yeah, like - maybe a level down. I could give lawful neutral a try.

That's rather unambitious of you.

Hey, give me a few more weeks and I might just dunk myself right on down into chaotic evil.

All right, maybe a little too ambitious now. Just getting drunk sounds easier.

I don't know if I ever want to be drunk again after last Friday. Have you ever felt drunk for literally an entire day? Not great!

[ they laugh. ]

It sounds horrifying but amusing to watch, and I'm glad it'll probably never happen to me!

Probably. Watch yourself, scrublord, maybe someday you'll get depowered.

I'll make sure never to sleep in a pub, then. Problem solved.

[ she stirs a bit more. ]

I think I'm done with sleeping out in the worlds we find. I don't know why anyone subjects themselves to it.

I also don't know why you all refuse to sleep in your actual beds, but I applaud everyone's sense of adventure?

Okay, well, our actual bed this week is a pile of leaves, so that's probably why, this time.

Fair enough. So what are you going to do, then? Sleep on the couch, or...?

I have plenty of people I can use as beds.

[ they smile. ]

Voluntarily or involuntarily on their parts?

Mostly voluntarily! Mostly.

Must be your winning charm, then. Dare I ask who the unlucky involuntary beds would be?

For sure, everybody loves me. [ a beat. ]

Probably Wolf.

[ a laugh ]

I would pay to see that.

They'd probably chop me in half, but whatever. Worth it.

[ another stir. ]

Ehh, I poke fun at them all the time and they haven't tried to kill me yet, so you'll be fine. 𝅘𝅥𝅮

Spoilers, but I think they like me, so maybe I'd be fine!

[ she goes for bowls. risotto takes longer than this but rp magic ]

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