AUDIENCE: LUP

[retellers]

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[evocationary]

[ wheezes into space ]

Uh - me shocking... people probably didn't help, did it? [ rip wolf ]

[retellers]

Probably not, but we're more concerned about team sharing outside your own. And like I told you before, the dead count as part of our teams. [ :T ]

[evocationary]

[ ... oopsies. ]

Ah. Fuck. [ she leans forward a little further. ] ... I'm sorry. I, uh - I figured it'd be... me, that got consequences for it. I didn't realize it'd be you.

[ a pause. genuinely: ] I'll be more careful.

[retellers]

Calm down. It's not like you're solely responsible. [ there's a pause, though ] ... Realm's the thing most affected by people breaking the rules. They're not there as a joke.

[evocationary]

No, but I was part of it, so let me apologize. I don't do it very often.

[ she grouches. ]

I have a couple more questions for you and then you should try to take a nap.

[retellers]

Shoot. [ he's clearly tired if he's not even snarking about apologies or the nap, damn. ]

[evocationary]

[ god she feels so bad yeets herself off the mortal coil ]

I got this new function on my messaging app. It has a list of the people removed from the Realm, but uh - nobody that I've talked to has it? As far as I can tell. Do you know about this thing?

[ that doesn't mean they don't, but. ]

[retellers]

... Yeah. It's... new. I doubt everyone has it right now. Didn't know that was going to be an option until it popped up. [ use your tired words, wolf. he lifts a hand and rubs his forehead ] You should be able to contact a few of the people who've been removed using that. Might be able to get something back, too. Our team has it. Don't know if any other one does.

[evocationary]

So they are somewhere. You told me they were gone forever!

[ did he ] I'll try it out, then. A bunch of people got memories back, too, do you know why? Me, Taako, Yona, Soo-won, Sora - most of them are different teams.

-- Oh, thanks for diverting Yona to me, by the way. Good cook, huh?

[retellers]

You're saying seven things at once and I hate it. [ he's too tired to filter himself, but it's just muttered before he sighs ] You get memories back when you gather enough nova. Threshold thing. Same as that item you got. [ he makes a face, because, thanks for reminding him; ] I'm giving Yona the next hint, too. She can decide if you get to learn the other one.

[evocationary]

Look, I'm trying to not waste your time. [ she says, a little - hurt, maybe. ]

-- What? Why! I want a hint!

[retellers]

Because I know you made her check for Rufus instead of doing it yourself. [ it's a tired dad voice. don't tell him. ] And I wouldn't invite you up here if I thought you were wasting my time. [ god. can't believe she's making him say WORDS ]

[evocationary]

[ SDFDFS STOP ]

Maybe if you gave me a hint for someone I like, I wouldn't have had to have Yona do it!

[ god i wish emotionshare was a thing for the npcs ]

[retellers]

[ tell me, the mod, damn ] Why do you dislike him so much? We're not that different.

[evocationary]

[ she's very offended

and also sad but she's doing a good job of pretending like she's not. ]

You're really different. You're nicer than he is. [ ... ] Also he wouldn't let me pet his dog.

[retellers]

[ he gives her such a "that's it?" look ] ... Yeah, Yona's getting the next hint again.

[evocationary]

[ NOOOOOOOOOO

she folds her arms across her chest. ]

Rude. After I came to check on you and be nice to you and everything. [ her hair just like, loses volume, like she's a fucking ghibli character ]

DW YOU SAID I WAS IN THIS ACCOUNT

[retellers]

Quit acting like she won't share it with you. [ this is like, the lamest punishment? he sighs and manspreads a bit on the pew because that's how he normally sits don't @ me ] ... And I'm fine. You didn't need to check in on me. [ he looks like shit. ]

dw: wehehe

[evocationary]

I did. And I wanted to.

[ huff. ] You're important too, my dude.

[retellers]

... [ there's a sigh ] Don't get sappy on me. [ he, technically, started it. ]

[evocationary]

What are you gonna do if I am, kill me? [ she makes a fart noise with her mouth. mature. ]

[retellers]

Gonna make your next sword training session all squats.

[evocationary]

[ >:U ]

Try me, buster, see how far you get! [ i have the power of god and anime on my side ] Actually - you think you'll be rested up by Tuesday?

[retellers]

Sure. [ ... he would probably say this even if he wasn't ]

[evocationary]

[ squint. ]

I'll come visit you Tuesday morning for training and - well, I guess I wanna talk about the mercenary thing, but I want you to rest first, so. Go lay down in your sad emo hammock.