AUDIENCE: LUP

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[evocationary]

[ GOAT ]

Don't just - not -- what? Don't just look thoughtful!

[retellers]

I would probably survive if you stabbed me...?

[evocationary]

[ :| ]

Well, now I want to test it.

[retellers]

[ LUP ]

W-Why...?

[evocationary]

Because you're the traitor!

[ she points dramatically - and then stops and shoves her hands in her pockets. ]

Nah. It just might be good to know for future reference if you and the leaders can like, die or not. I'm not gonna do it though.

[retellers]

W-Wha--!?

[ THEY LOOK SO STARTLED AND DISTRESSED AT THE ACCUSATION before lup stops. ]

We can still die, I think. I'm just harder to kill than most.

[evocationary]

[ i'm crying goat doesn't deserve this ]

More than the other leaders? Or just us.

[retellers]

Than the other Leaders as well.

[evocationary]

Do you know why? Or is that just a mystery because of your memory loss?

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I am not human, and I believe the others are.

[evocationary]

... Are you actually a goat?

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[ i forgot to mention it but probably when goat was being DISTRESSED!!! lup would've seen that where a human would have molars in the back of their mouth, goat has more fangs. anyway. ]

I don't remember.

[evocationary]

[ what the fuck ]

Well, goats don't have fangs. I think. I'm pretty sure. So uh.

Are you a shark? A werewolf. [ ... ] This would be much easier if I could see under your mask, I feel like.

[retellers]

[ unfortunately, lup's social rank is not high enough to earn an unmasking. ]

I look like a human under it... I just remember that I'm not one.

[evocationary]

[ don't challenge me ]

Huh. [ she ducks down like she's going to be able to see under their mask. ] I guess this whole meeting didn't really have a point past I wanted to meet Soo-Won's leader.

There anything I can do for you?

[retellers]

[ they look a little uncomfortable? their personal space...

but then they just look sort of confused as if they don't understand the concept of lup doing anything for them. ]

[evocationary]

[ she sighs. ]

Nothing? Jeeze. Screw me for asking then, huh.

[retellers]

Um... I'm supposed to be here to do something for you, not the other way around...?

[evocationary]

Well, yeah, but I don't really know what to ask you for.

Other than booze, but pirate land has a lot of that this week.

[retellers]

What does "booze" mean?

[evocationary]

I - okay, not human, not up to date on lingo. Got it.

Alcohol. Like whiskey or vodka or beer.

[retellers]

Oh, alcohol. Yes, you would be better off asking your Leader for that. I know of it, but I'm not very familiar with most types.

[evocationary]

[ she nods. ]

Last time I asked him, I got a whole bottle of whiskey. [ hmm. ] What are you familiar with, then?

[retellers]

[ they think for a few moments. ]

... Beer, wine...

[ they keep thinking, but. that seems to be it, pretty much. ]

[evocationary]

That - is not what I meant, but I will take it. [ she looks amused. ]

I mean, what's your thing? Like if I asked you for a bribe to give the other leaders, what would you give me?