AUDIENCE: LUP

[retellers]

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[retellers]

I've gotten... a lot of requests, since we're in the lead.

[ they sound. so tired. ]

[evocationary]

Hah! [ she sounds utterly delighted by it. ] Are they asking you for your secrets? That you don't have?

I talked to you before it was cool.

[retellers]

[ the pained look on their face implies that yes, that seems to be it ]

If this is what being cool means, I don't want it.

[evocationary]

You could just pawn them off on Swan. Be like "I don't know! But I bet Swan does!"

[retellers]

Why Swan?

[evocationary]

Because Swan pawned me off on you. And it's funny.

[ and also because swan is taako's leader and she has the cain instinct ]

[retellers]

They'd just come back when Swan didn't know anything. It'd be even more annoying.

[evocationary]

You wanna know how I know you're an only child?

[ this is like 95% teasing ]

[retellers]

Uh...?

[ they seem so unsure ]

[evocationary]

[ a laugh. ]

Jesus, relax. You are really bad at this joking thing. Let me banter with you, fuck.

[ play with her in this space, wolf ]

[retellers]

[ sighs ]

Fine. How can you tell I'm an only child.

[evocationary]

Because you don't instantly want to dunk on the others.

[ lup that might just be a you thing ]

[retellers]

You sure that's not just you?

[evocationary]

Yes. I'm an expert on siblings.

[retellers]

Because you have one?

[evocationary]

Uh, yes? And I've had one for like two hundred years. I'm an expert.

[retellers]

On your sibling, maybe.

[evocationary]

Nope, pretty sure it means all siblings.