Have you ever met a swan? They're mean assholes that will destroy you and your entire family if you look at them wrong. They're like geese but with style.
I ... don't remember. [ amnesia. but they tilt their head ] They are? I thought they were just, I don't know, boring and always sitting back doing nothing but being pretty all the time.
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Have you ever met a swan? They're mean assholes that will destroy you and your entire family if you look at them wrong. They're like geese but with style.
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They do also do that. But they also bite.
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I think I might bite too. [ they nod, and: ] But I like punching better. And, obviously, magic. Magic punching. All of those.
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Hey - hook me up with my magic and I can give you the ability to thunderpunch. Or firepunch. Or holypunch. Holy is the best one.
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I only have light based stuff. [ they light up their fist as demonstration ] And I definitely don't have power over your magic. Sorry.
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Ughhhh. [ metaphorically lays on the ground ] Give me light powerrrs.
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You'll get them back eventually! Hang in there. I know losing powers sucks. [ a beat ] I think.
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Sure, sure. [ a sigh. ] Alright. I'm leaving.
Enjoy the cinnamon roll and make sure Taako doesn't get into trouble. In fact, if he does, tell me immediately.
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[ cheerfully ]
But thanks for the cinnamon roll again!