... Thanks. [ bitch don't know what tonkatsu is but knows how to use chopsticks. do not question this. ] Look, I... [ they huff a little ] Sorry. I don't like people. Never been good with them. It's not you.
[Sumire doesn't even see anything wrong with this picture. Wolf gets a pass. But she does pause for a second, utensils already in hand.]
... It's okay. I understand. [Wolf, your awkwardness.] Actually, I... used to be the same. Or, ah, perhaps I still am— a little? It felt so infuriating when people just wouldn't leave me be.
I met someone who wouldn't give up on me, and... realized some things about myself and my sister. [When your high school crush does more for you than your actual therapist, wow.] Thank you for agreeing to spend time with me anyway. And, um... I feel like I ought to say this, so I'm going to say it now. I don't resent you or Carrรฉ-san for doing what was necessary to save our friends.
[Wolf, please. She is probably a whole ass feet shorter than you? How tall is he, even.]
... Thank you. [Smiling! Accept her forgiveness, binch.] Um, is the seasoning okay? I don't use a lot of salt when cooking, but I can adjust it for you in the future.
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S'fine. Trip here is weird. That's all. [ are they even clippier than usual. hmmm. ] You... good?
[ maybe they are just awkward with dead people. ]
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Are they awkward because they sent a dark web hitman after her? Wolf.]
I'm okay. Everyone has been very kind to me, so please don't worry about me.
[A pause, stepping closer to scrutinize them.]
... Is that all it is? You seem very, ah— uncomfortable?
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I'm always uncomfortable.
[ it's a little sarcastic, but also, maybe not entirely untrue ]
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[oh my god.]
I'm— [...] Was that another joke?
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... Yeah.
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ah.
it was not a joke and she fucked it up. goodbye forever, world. she is officially dying. again.]
... Um. [AWKWARD.] K-Katsudon! Would you like to sit down and eat katsudon with me?
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Sure. Not sure I know what that is, though.
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It's fried pork cutlet with egg, rice and vegetables. You said you preferred savory dishes before, so...
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... It's okay. I understand. [Wolf, your awkwardness.] Actually, I... used to be the same. Or, ah, perhaps I still am— a little? It felt so infuriating when people just wouldn't leave me be.
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Yeah. [ they? actually eat? wow, incredible ] You don't seem like that now, though.
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I met someone who wouldn't give up on me, and... realized some things about myself and my sister. [When your high school crush does more for you than your actual therapist, wow.] Thank you for agreeing to spend time with me anyway. And, um... I feel like I ought to say this, so I'm going to say it now. I don't resent you or Carrรฉ-san for doing what was necessary to save our friends.
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How'd you find out?
[ because he has been So Subtle ]
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If she was even slightly meaner, she would point out how unsubtle he has been. But since she's not—]
I was told by Sharon-san that she's [ange] on your team, so...
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Sharon's not on my team?
i'm weeping i edited for clarity and it did not go through ?????
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... Then... yeah. Guess that's that.
[ a bitch doesn't know what to say ]
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Mm, that's that. [a small nod.] So no hard feelings, okay?
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You sure?
[ (unsure) ]
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sternly:]
I mean it, Wolf-san!
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Okay, I get it.
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... Thank you. [Smiling! Accept her forgiveness, binch.] Um, is the seasoning okay? I don't use a lot of salt when cooking, but I can adjust it for you in the future.
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It's fine. [ ... there's a pause before they add: ] Not that picky in general.
[ so like they had no idea about appropriate salt levels until she just said so ]
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[Congrats, Wolf. You are now the friend who never causes issues when it's time to pick a place to eat.]
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[ they are not nearly as confident about this. cynicism. ]
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